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the classics
Sweet, citrusy chews pairs with kanna to open your heart.
Each ⏺ contains 25mg high-potency kanna (5% alkaloids). Start with two ⏺ and work your way up for a more intensified, elevated, euphoric experience.
Fast-acting kanna works to noticeably shift your mood in as little as 30 minutes.
Ingredients
KANNA (50mg per dose)
The star of the show, kanna, is a succulent from South Africa traditionally used for its mood-enhancing, euphoric, and stress-relieving effects.
( learn more here )
DAMIANA
An aphrodisiac plant that has been traditionally used to enhance mood, increase feelings of connection, and promote relaxation.
CORDYCEPS
The energy mushroom popular in western culture and traditional Chinese medicine for boosing energy, endurance, and overall vitality.
GUARANA
A plant native to the Amazon rainforest, containing caffeine and other stimulants, often used to increase energy levels and improve mental focus.
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Other Ingredients: Agave Nectar, Cane Sugar, Pectin, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Carrot and Grape extract (Color), MCT Oil, Blood Orange Extract, Arrowroot Starch.
Dosing
⏺⏺ = 1 dose
Each dose contains 50 mg high-potency kanna (5% alkaloids).
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⏺⏺ WARM
⏺⏺⏺ LOVE
⏺⏺⏺⏺ EMPATHY
Taste
Magic Citrus + Blood Orange.
Like late summer, sunset at festivals, and connecting with friends.
Feeling States
- Happy
- Euphoric
- Connected
- Social
- Heart Open
- Destressed
Warnings
IMPORTANT WARNING: Keep out of reach of children and pets.
Do not take this supplement, and consult doctor about use, if you are under the age of 18, pregnant or breastfeeding, taking prescription or OTC / nonprescription drugs, especially SSRIs or MAOIs.
what is kanna?
Meet the natural alternative to your favorite euphoria-inducing party favors. Kanna (Sceleltium Tortuosum) is a succulent from South Africa.
It's mood-enhancing properties are well-known for supporting feelings of euphoria, reducing stress, promoting relaxation, and providing a subtle energy lift.
Think of it like nature's MD*A.
(And yes, it's 100% legal. ⚡️)
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A chocolatey moment pairs with kanna to open your heart.
Each ▲ contains 50mg high-potency kanna (5% alkaloids). Start with one ▲ and work your way up for a more intensified, elevated, euphoric experience.
Fast-acting kanna works to noticeably shift your mood in as little as 30 minutes.
Ingredients
KANNA (50mg per dose)
The star of the show, kanna, is a psychoactive succulent from South Africa traditionally used for its mood-enhancing, euphoric, and stress-relieving effects.
( learn more here )
DAMIANA
An aphrodisiac plant that has been traditionally used to enhance mood, increase feelings of connection, and promote relaxation.
CORDYCEPS
The energy mushroom popular in western culture and traditional Chinese medicine for boosing energy, endurance, and overall vitality.
GUARANA
A plant native to the Amazon rainforest, containing caffeine and other stimulants, often used to increase energy levels and improve mental focus.
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Other Ingredients: Fair Trade Chocolate (Organic Cacao Beans, Organic Cane Sugar, Organic Cocoa Butter, Sunflower Lecithin), Natural Flavors, SeaSalt.
Dosing
⏺⏺ = 1 dose
Each dose contains 50 mg high-potency kanna (5% alkaloids).
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⏺⏺ WARM
⏺⏺⏺⏺ LOVE
⏺⏺⏺⏺⏺⏺ EMPATHY
Taste
Vegan, dark chocolate* with a touch of sweetness from coconut sugar.
*fair + transparent trade cacao bean
Feeling States
- Happy
- Euphoric
- Connected
- Social
- Heart Open
- Destressed
Warnings
IMPORTANT WARNING: Keep out of reach of children and pets.
Do not take this supplement, and consult doctor about use, if you are under the age of 18, pregnant or breastfeeding, taking prescription or OTC / nonprescription drugs, especially SSRIs or MAOIs.
for best results
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Enjoy a triangle to start an evening out — or to keep the party going 🎉
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Split with friends. Combine with your favorite psychedelic delights. 😉
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Eat a triangle to give your outdoor adventures a boost — hug a tree! 🌲
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Try a triangle (or two) and feel yourself drop into the ultimate flow state. 🔥
introducing...
Daily support for micr⚡︎dosing + overall wellbeing.
The Perform tincture supports sustained energy, cognition, and libido with a blend of functional mushrooms and adaptogenic plants.
Ingredients
organic lion's mane, organic cordyceps, holy basil, guarana, goji berry, rhodiola rosea, panax ginseng, ginger, lemon extract
other ingredients: water, organic cane alcohol, glycerin
Benefits
- Increased energy levels
- Micr⚡️dosing support
- Improved endurance + athletic performance
- Supported adrenal function
- Improved focus + cognition
- Boosted libido
- Deeper awareness of the body
Taste
Sweet like honey, without any sugar or sugar alternatives.
Serving size
1 ml (or 1 dropper full). 30 servings per bottle.
Pro tip: Hold one dropper full under your tongue for 1 minute, or add to drink of choice.
Recommended to take in the morning, as its ingredients tend to energize the body.
